Monday, August 15, 2011

hiburan di subuh hari...

..ntah knp sindrom lps sahur kali ini tjdi lg.. sindron ndak dpt tdo lps sahur.. why this sindrom happen??.. what are the simptoms that occur when this thing happen??.. (rs mcm ayat2 duktur ko nie boi!).. haha.. by the way (omputih sesat doe!), slh satu cara utk m'hlgkn rs burink (broken english daa~) yg berpunca dr sindrom di atas, mari lah sama2 kta hayati beberapa situasi (lawak bodo sbnrnya!) yg agaknya akn mencuit hati sesiapa yg membaca.. 


‎1. Bila org nampak ko baring tutup mata:
S: Ko tidur kah?
J: Tdk la, sia training mcm mana mau mati bah..

2. Imagine ko bawa bawa tv ko yg rusak pi technician bikin n dia masi juga tanya:
S: Mau kasi bagus kah ni tv?
J: Tdk la,sia buring ba,jadi sia bawa la tv sia pi jln2 sini.

3. Bila time hujan kwn ko nampak ko kluar,dia tanya:
S: Ko kluar time hujan ni?
J: Eh ndak la,hujan yg naaaanti baru sia kluar.

4. Time ko baru bangun tidur, ada orang tnya:
S: Ko bangun sdh?
J: Ish tida la, sia tidur sambil jalan bah ni! sambil mengigau.. huhu

5. Kawan ko call fon ruma ko:
S: Mana ko?
J: Entah.. di sebelah ko kalik!!

6. Diorang nampak ko kluar dari bilik mandi basah2:
S: Ko baru mandi kah?
J: Manada, sia jatuh dlm lubang jamban bah!

7. Ko bediri di dlm lift di tingkat paling bawah sdh, diorang tanya:
S: Going up kah?
J: Eh ndak la,sia tangah tunggu apartment sia turun bah ni.

8. Sia pi ruma GF sia bawa 1jambak bunga. And dia masi juga mau tanya:
S: Eeeh,bunga ka tu?
J: Tdk la honey! Paku-pakis sama kubis bah ni.

9. Ko di dlm toilet, pintu bekunci, trus ada org katuk pintu n dia tanya:
S: Ada urang kah?
J: (Suara Kiut)Teda urang! Taik bah yang becakap ni!!!

10. ko sedang drive kereta, maw juga dia tanya:
S: ko bawa kereta?
J: endak la. kereta yang pandu sia..

Hiasan semata- mata
(my turtle - ken2)
p/s:


-Story above has been copy from my friend name Hassan Wong (bkn nm sbnr)-


sekiranya anda x ketawa atau terasa geli hati (at least senyum ar beb!).. itu adalah antara salah satu tanda anda mengalami sindrom yg bru shja d umumkan iaitu sindrom Urat Ketawa Terputus,,, hahaha~ 

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

SALAM RAMADHAN DR SAYA..

fuh.. bln puasa dtg lg.. dan kali ini sy m'punyai nazar yg sgt bsr.. huhuhu... thn ini sy b'usaha utk memenuhkan puasa sy selama sebln nie.. u noe y?.. coz ku xpena penuh puasa selama kt U nie.. tah la pehal ku ssh sgt nk pass posa kt cni.. hrrmmm...

2 ari dah lepas posa.. n aku dah b'jaya memuasakn diri.. hehe... BANGGA NIE... mmg ssh rpnya puasa nie.. plus with cuaca panas lg.. org sekeliling lg.. BUAH HATI lg... mcm2 dugaan... huhu.. tp, bak kata org tue.. sabar.. sabar.. sabar... :)

ok2.. continue lg puasa for the rest 27days.. huhu.. wish me luck k.. :)

Monday, July 4, 2011

..luahan ati seorg manusia..

how to make she trust me?.. i can't just let her keep in curious abt me.. i love her.. i dun wan her fell comfortless wit me.. we've been 3 months.. YES! seems like still new.. but, i knew her since laz 2 years.. n she kept her feelings towards me for a long time ago... 

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

THE WAY OF THINKING..

JUST WANT TO SHARE AN OPINION ABOUT HOW THE GOOD WAY OF THINKING... 
HOW THE WAY YOU THINK OF ONE THING??.. BY UR MIND OR BY YOUR HEART??.. TRY ANSWER THIS QUESTION AND THINK IT BACK.. WHAT WAY OF THINKING YOU SHOULD PREFER....

you got a task from ur lecturer and u hv to do it in a group.. the lecturer already group in u wit sum1 that not really get in wit u.. how u want to do discussion and brainstorming wit dat person if both of u hv different way of thinking and ideas??.. how u can solve problems and create a bombastic result and outcomes from the task??.. one side wait till other side approach.. one side keep on wit his/her ego... 

BTW, THIS IS A REAL STORY.. THIS WHAT HAPPEN EITHER IN CAMPUS OR AT WORKPLACE.. SO, I JUST WANT SOME OPINION HOW TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.. CZ THIS IS WHAT HAPPEN TO ME.. 

Monday, June 6, 2011

new sem.. new life...

lmk x update blog.. besa la.. org busy bha.. byk business.. latest news??.. hrmmm.. byk gilerr..
i got a job.. i got many new frens.. i got a gud result in exam.. i got a wonderful soulmate... byk gik arr..

about the job.. actually its only 4 temporary n my part time job... not only 4 getting salary.. but also gain experiences.. more or less.. i got many experiences since im working... hehe...

talk abt frens..... hrmm.. i got many frens since im working.. its quite tired working... but, when i already got frens at my workplace, my negative thinking abt my job change to a fun and exciting experiences... :)

my result in exam??.. not too bad.. not too gud.. just fair.. but, im thankful wit it.. at least, im pass in all papers... my pointer uncreased.. im hepi wit dat.. dis sem i'll try my best to keep it up more than dis level... i want to further my studies in degree once im graduate in diploma... hope God hear my request... :)

wonderful soulmate??.. hehehe... i found mine...!!! i got a gud, caring, loving and responsible soulmate... that person always makes me smile.. never makes me sad.. im so in love wit that person... people always said that we r d crazy couple... hahaha... sounds weird... but, that's true.. we r exactly CRAZY COUPLE... haha.. y i said so??.. coz we got almost same interest.. i dun mind what people want 2 say abt us... as along as we r hepi.. hehee....

ok l.. got to go.. that's all 4 now.. nex time i'll update it more.. bye.. :)

Monday, February 21, 2011

kehidupan terkini...

aku sudah SINGLE... n aku x perlu kan sp2 utk jd kapel aku... ko tauk pahal?... coz aku bknnya org yg setia pn.... so, sp yg minat n ada ati ngn aku... buang jauh2 la perasaan ko tue... coz aku xda ati mau setia..... TAHNIAH BOY... anda berjaya utk menjadi PLAYBOY.....!!!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

walau seketika.. namun bermakna..

lucu eyh mlm tdk... gara2 mau jumpa kekasih ati.. sanggup pujuk berabis beloved dad supaya ambik dy kt hostel.. kn dy 2 anak angkat KESAYANGAN dad aku.. first, my dad ckp.. xyah la ambik.. dah tgh mlm nie.. gpn, mybe dy penat 2.. aku apa gik???.. bantah la.. aku ckp.. kesian dy d hostel sorg2.. haha... at last.. dad aku ckp ok la.. hahaha... my DAD is the BEST..!! 

then, bla sampai rumah.. trs masuk bilik.. dah masuk bilik.. trs hug dy... hehehe... best eyh.. lmk ilak dah x hug dy.. RINDU GILA BABENG DOE... hihihi... b'syukur gila dpt hug n kiz dy biarpun semalam jak... mlm tdk tdo mmg lgsg x lepas.. aku hug dy tme tdo... dy belai rambut aku.. dy gosok dada aku time aku batuk.. dy ambik kan aku air... ya rabbi.. rs mcm dah tgl serumah... huhuu... hope so dpt tgl serumah nnt... amiinnn.... :)
bgn pagi tdk.. rs cm x moe bgn jak... moe owes hug dy... tapiiiiiii...... dad aku... x blk2 ketuk pintu bilik la... moe x mau.. paksa gak bgn... dah lmbt mau g airport... hrmm... 

smp kt KUCHING... aku trs kontek dy.. ntah la... aku x paham bh... aku RINDU gila2 ngn dy... rs cm x mau b'jauhan dr dy... tp, apa bole wat??.. dah takdir aku ngn dy PJJ... haha... trima la ngn ati t'buka... :) sabar boy... nex time jumpa lg... hihi... bln 3 lak ada trip g sabah... ok la 2... dpt gak aku jumpa dy lg... hehehe... x sabar eyh mau tggu bln 3... cpt2 la abis bln 2... mari2.. lai2.. bln 3... hehehehe...
ok la... dats all 4 today... thank you... haahha... dadaaaa.... 

-MB is owes BM- 

Sunday, January 30, 2011

hidup aku...

ari nie p KEJADIAN arr??... cm besa jak.. aku tetap ngn idup aku yg borink glerr bla xda kwn kt hostel...
member2 sabah dah blk sabah... member2 semenanjung..... aku jrg sket ada member semenanjung... haha... member2 swk plak dah blk hometown.. aku jak yg urg bilang lugai2 d hostel... hahaha... tp, esok.. (31 Jan 2011) aku blk kk... hepi doe.. apa ndak nya... tiket sponsor.. siblings aku sponsor gara2 birthday BELOVED DAD aku.. hehe... kena kasi awal birthday 2 beliau... tp, nie cta beliau xtaw.. kunun2 mau bikin suprise... haha... suprise ndak jak ka beliau aku nnt... hahahaha...

hrmmm.... bangas la aku d airport time subuh2 arab... haha... flight kol 6 pagi.. apa pikir ko??... hahaha... pastu2, suda smp kk... kena suh tggu lg smp kol 9 lbh... blk sm2 kakak2 kesayangan aku... hrmm... apa lg??... lugai2 la aku nie nnt d airport kk... 

cerita kapel aku??... besa2 jak... besa la... cinta jarak jauh.. mmg byk bndayg kecik pn jadi isu.. bak kata kartun yg anak buah aku salu tgk... apa yg penting???.... KESETIAAN.... hahahah.... aku steady jak... dah besa PJJ nie.. n dy pn dah besa.. ok la 2... hope so aku dpt jumpa dy cuti seminggu nie... lm gilak dah x jumpa... rindu gila babeng doe... hahaha... rindu???... rindu apa 2 arr.... hahaha.... MCM MN INI???.... hahahah... sendiri mau taw la ow... hahahaha....

lain cta la... mlm tdk... (30 Jan 2011)... dpt mimpi INDAH dow... bkn suma org dpt 'mimpi' tue... hahaha... n now aku dah gila KETAWA jak gara2 mimpi tue,... hahaha... apa lg??.. mari join aku ketawa... hahahaahahaha....
ok ar... got 2 go.. driver dah dtg... chow... hahahahahaha... sambung lagi ketawa... hahahahahahahahaha.....